Hi Campers,

Welcome back to a new school year. It is nice to see all your shiny faces! Sometimes summers turn out way different that you plan.

Here’s what I learned or did during my summer vacation:

•Discovered Urban Decay makeup.

• Attending or participated in a personal record number of weddings (Don’t get excited, not one of  them was mine!).

• Took care of a stroke victim.

• Learned how to edit photos on my new computer.

• I attempted to run over a rattlesnake.

• Went to the Nickelback concert.

• Left Dr. Cogburn and her dog on the side of the freeway.

• Stole a brain model.

• I got out of doing jury duty (it was canceled).

• Took field trip to a tortilla factory.

• Four wheeled through a field of poop.

• Watched season 4 of  “Lost.”

• Read lots of books and saw lots of movies.

As you can see, I didn’t do anything illegal, immoral, or down right nasty. But I did have fun and relaxed. Find me in room 135, even if I don’t know you, and entertain me with your summer stories. Where did you travel? Tell me about your family road trip. What great book or movie did you come across? And while you are thinking about telling me stories please forward the Hawkeye or me any questions related to health, relationships, or social events.